but with the Power Wagon weighing about as much as an Asiatic elephant (around 7000 lb), acceleration is dismal. 0-60 mph takes 8.4 seconds; painfully slow considering how much power it has.

a beefed-up version of its regular Power Wagon aimed at, well, macho men. It was part of the brand’s “Adult Toy” special edition series—yes, that was really the name—and it leaned ...