Plus, if you need something to write in a card (or let's be real ... but I know we'll be best friends 'til the end. Happy birthday! Our 140 birthday ideas still not cutting it for you?

The possibly record-breaking, decades-old card has a cartoon dog with a large red and black polka-dot bow tie on the front. It reads: “Here’s wishing you a BIRTHDAY that really is COLOSSAL.” ...