With apologies to Mick Jagger, my kidneys have produced more rolling stones than he’s ever had. That’s why I got satisfaction ...

I got the idea to charge for chores after seeing a lawn sign by some enterprising individual who wanted to get paid for putting up stranger’s Christmas lights.

Humorist Jerry Zezima rewinds 2025 by revisiting events such as his attempt to buy and lighthouse and train a pooch.

My greatest fear as a homeowner, aside from undertaking a do-it-yourself plumbing project and being swept away in the resulting flood, is being arrested at gunpoint for breaking into my own house. I ...

As an out-of-shape geezer who drinks red wine to avoid heart trouble and believes that exercise and health food will kill you, I am proud, happy and practically comatose to report that I recently got ...

Ever since my wife, Sue, has been out of commission with an injured hand, which required surgery and has prevented her from performing important tasks like keeping me alive, I have had a whole laundry ...

I used to think, because I’m a kid at heart, and even more so at head, that I have the maturity level of a 9-year-old. But I ...

When you’re retired, you don’t live in the fast lane. In fact, my wife, Sue, and I are on the side of the road with a flat tire. The trade-off is that you can’t get fired from a job you don’t have.

I’m the very model of the modern modest man. That is why I am somewhat reluctant but still kind of excited to announce that there is a sex scandal going on in my house. And it involves, of all things, ...