The Gist: Jackie (Banus) is a paralegal, Jason (Mowry) is a plumber and Alec (Jonah Hwang) is a psycho, and please pronounce that “p” lest my hacky alliteration go plooey. The former two are a ...

If you’re the type who daydreams about yelling ‘Get off my lawn!’ at people… you’re going to love Keep Off the Grass Day. This holiday, observed annually on April 21, is celebrated to remind us of the ...

‘Scraggly’ Persian Cat With ‘Get off My Lawn’ Vibes Nails Elvis Lip Curl originally appeared on Parade Pets. The cats born with the wildest, most feral-looking features will always have my heart. Give ...

First contact didn't go as planned, when aliens woke Murray Mendelson up from his afternoon nap. Pulling the trigger first has drawn Murray in to full scale war with these alien visitors, and they’ll ...