The doctor asks, “What is this? Some kind of sick joke?” For years, I was against organ transplants. Then I had a change of heart. The doctor told his patient to stop using a Q-Tip ...

So for that reason, and because we are (rightfully) not allowed to give you drugs, these jokes are the medicine we’re offering. Doctor: “There’s good news and bad news. The bad news is ...

The video, titled "I’m going to lose my job," already has millions of views and numerous comments, with users cracking up and ...

An elderly man was taken to hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions to which he ...

Seven theme entries are in this puzzle, at 22-, 31-, 47-, 69-, 89-, 105- and 120-Across, the last of which represents the platonic ideal of doctor jokes. Each of these comes with an italicized ...